About Me

Who Am I?

I am a mom who works evenings so she can wake up and spend part of the day with 3 little smiling faces.  I am a wife to an incredible man who whole heartedly loves me for who I am and not for who he would like me to be.  My tombstone engraving will read, "you can sleep when you're dead; that time is now."  If my body didn't require nutrients I could live off of coffee, beer, tequlia, Taco Bell's volcano burrito (w/beans no meat) and reeses pieces. Probably in that order.  I am passionate, random, enthusiastic, and opinionated. I speak fluent sarcasm. Yoga pants, flip flops, and running shoes make up most of my wardrobe.  I believe the NFL should play year round.  I am an Aries!  The tool box must be organized but my kitchen island is another story.  I run because I can't afford therapy.  I've made many mistakes, but no regrets.  I'm a concert snob!  Dancing with my kids ALWAYS brings a smile to my face.  Toilets are gross, I do NOT clean them.  Did I mention I married an incredible man? :)  I like to pretend I'm crafty.  I only use white hangers.  The louder the music, the better.  I should have been a beach bum but instead my life turned out crazy and chaotic.  I'm sure glad it did!


  1. You're a riot. Found your blog when you commented on the featured BlogHer post today with, "That's a crock of shit." (I'm sorry if I'm misquoting--I think that was your comment.)
    I had a feeling I might like you and your blog---your home page and about me confirmed it. Rock on, sister. Thanks for keeping it real.

  2. You are so talented.... and so much fun. I love your zest for life!!! I agree, we can sleep when we are dead! (and I also agree about the coffee)