Who Am I?
I am a mom who works evenings so she can wake up and spend part of the day with 3 little smiling faces. I am a wife to an incredible man who whole heartedly loves me for who I am and not for who he would like me to be. My tombstone engraving will read, "you can sleep when you're dead; that time is now." If my body didn't require nutrients I could live off of coffee, beer, tequlia, Taco Bell's volcano burrito (w/beans no meat) and reeses pieces. Probably in that order. I am passionate, random, enthusiastic, and opinionated. I speak fluent sarcasm. Yoga pants, flip flops, and running shoes make up most of my wardrobe. I believe the NFL should play year round. I am an Aries! The tool box must be organized but my kitchen island is another story. I run because I can't afford therapy. I've made many mistakes, but no regrets. I'm a concert snob! Dancing with my kids ALWAYS brings a smile to my face. Toilets are gross, I do NOT clean them. Did I mention I married an incredible man? :) I like to pretend I'm crafty. I only use white hangers. The louder the music, the better. I should have been a beach bum but instead my life turned out crazy and chaotic. I'm sure glad it did!
You're a riot. Found your blog when you commented on the featured BlogHer post today with, "That's a crock of shit." (I'm sorry if I'm misquoting--I think that was your comment.)
ReplyDeleteI had a feeling I might like you and your blog---your home page and about me confirmed it. Rock on, sister. Thanks for keeping it real.
You are so talented.... and so much fun. I love your zest for life!!! I agree, we can sleep when we are dead! (and I also agree about the coffee)
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